The Uncle Bing Christmas Suit Sweater by Preppy Elves kiel-james-patrick Super Soft Construction

Super Soft Construction

- 28" chain

Stretch and Elastic Upper

A better-looking version of a plain old bottle opener

positive fit

The Uncle Bing Christmas Suit Sweater by Preppy Elves kiel-james-patrick Super Soft ConstructionPLEASE SIZE UP AT LEAST ONE SIZE. These are European sizing, and run VERY SMALL 65% Acrylic 35% Wool Wash Separately Buttons are not real. Swag is absolutely real. Men's sizes. Benefits Increases the likelihood you'll be confused with Bing Crosby by 81%. Fake candy cane in pocket will attract ladies. Maybe. Not as annoying to wear as an actual suit and tie. You could smoke a pipe and no one would bat an eye.